it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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