these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize
