When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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