Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just cropdusted the office
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
It's shark week go big or go home
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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