Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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