oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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