its not stalking. its research.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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