my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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