It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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