I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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