Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
why does every cop we meet know your name?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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