I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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