Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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