She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
My vagina is officially offended.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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