I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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