I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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