I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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