trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Found the puke drawer
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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