I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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