So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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