I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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