Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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