jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I have aggressive nipples.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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