god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
