You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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