lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
