The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
