My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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