Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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