Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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