i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
