I think my vagina is haunted
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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