LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I believe in your delicious
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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