Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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