I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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