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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  thus making me awesome and them whores

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• (845): View more from New York

  no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.

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  You wear Armani Exchange.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...

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  He obviously understands you completely.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave

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• (661): View more from California

  u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom

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• (207): View more from Maine

  he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something

  (513): View more from Ohio

  Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  my entire left arm went numb

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  you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd

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