I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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