That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy