hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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