Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars