if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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