Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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