Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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