Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
