How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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