Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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