Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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