He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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