There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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