Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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