Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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