So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Randomize
