So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
