Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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