I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I think I died a long time ago.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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