they need to just BURY HIM!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house