Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
there was a trapeze. enough said
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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