That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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