one might say we're banned from that church
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"