Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.