Cold hands, warm shart.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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