i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
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No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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