i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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