it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
My Sexting was not on an AP level
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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