hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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